BABE CHANNELS EXPOSED

Runboard down again

Posted by Billy

As many of you will have already noticed, the forum's down again. The problem appears to be with the whole of runboard as I can't access their main site.

See you all at the forum when things get fixed.

Discussing the babeshows' webstreams

Posted by Billy

The FTA channels would have us believe they would be willing and able to pump out explicit FTA material on satellite to large audiences, if only OfTos would let them. So what's stopping them doing just that on the web? But no, most have subscription only sites with relatively small numbers of subscribers and viewers and limited hours. I'll reserve judgement on Babeworld.
What's stopping them is the potential to get even more money from their devoted fans. A number of the SexStation regulars are now opening personal websites (but we're all stupid and don't notice the generic format/text, just the names are changed) which require yet more subscriptions.
There just seems to be this assumption that punters have a limitless supply of cash and are willing to pay the likes of £21 a month to see re-cycled material or scandalously infrequent and small updates. Punters get disenchanted, stop subscribing, site fails and another presenter is left to nurse a battered ego as they realise they are not as popular as they thought.
I saw Cherry had posted in another forum asking whether anyone wanted to see her do boy/girl (make that a no from me). It is a sorry state of affairs if you are so desperate as to have to ask such questions. Doubtless, the scale of response would decide how much viewing such action would cost.
In this case OFCOM has another meaning, Open Fanny Costs One Money.

You can take part in this and many more UK babeshow related discussions at the Independent Babe Channel Watchdog forum

How not to attract punters

Posted by Billy

Once again the Sexstation newsletter provides a good laugh.

This week's issue includes a free pic set of Karina. The writer is obviously running short of ideas as they have repeated the 'Currie' and 'Spice' pun (although this time they spelt her surname correctly, it was spelt 'Curry' last time).
The first gaffe is a reminder of their hopeless usage of tech terms (remember the laughable High-Def means more porn). This time they you to look at Karina's pictures in 'lo' or 'high' res versions. What they actually mean is small or big (resolution actually relates to the definition (dots per inch) of the photo and not its physical size, you fuckwits).
Now, if you were trying to tempt punters into subscribing then you would at least make an effort to show the models in their best light. Er....not as SexStation. Just check her legs out! Not so much a skin 'tone' as a pattern (see below - click for full size).
















Okay, not everyone can be perfectly tanned (Karina even admitted herself to her paleness in the past), but would you be rushing to join based on that pic? Gives you some idea of the wonders of television as to how healthy and brown they can make them look.

Repeat after me. One less than forty is thirty-nine

Posted by Billy

Forum Access

Posted by Billy

Instructions for gaining access to the Independent Babe Channel Watchdog forum

Step 1: When visiting http://www.runboard.com/bbabewatch, non members will be told they do not have access. You now have two options. If you do NOT already have a runboard account, click the link provided and sign up. Once signed up with runboard, you can then visit the IBCW forum again and log-in by clicking the link provided. The other option applys to those who already have a runboard account. If this is the case for yourself, click the log-in link. You will now be presented with the membership request page.

Step 2: Once you have the membership request page before you, you can either simply click the submit button, or add some details in the box provided beforehand, and then click submit. Once you have hit the submit button, access the email account you provided when registering with runboard and open the email containing your membership access result. If you have been successful (99.9% are) then you can visit the board again and log-in for full access to the forum.

Sheephead's late night call

Posted by Billy

Forum back up

Posted by Billy

It would appear Runboard have now fixed their problem.

Forum Down

Posted by Billy

Runboard appear to be having a few problems tonight. I haven't been able to access the forum (or their website) since early this evening. Hopefully normal service will be resumed shortly. Until such a time, however, I'll post any developments here.